egberts:

of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

The X Files: Kill Switch (05x11)

shieldon:

if any website should have a post limit it should be facebook

watch-as-i-fangirl-all-over-you:

deans-pie-at-221b:

scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

did you just

yes. yes they did.

laugh-addict:

They expect you to be walking to school like:

but in reality you’re like:

They expect you to be in class like: 

but in reality you’re like:

They expect you before an exam to be all like:

but in reality you’re like:

They expect to react to your exam mark like:

but in reality they’ll be like:

fyeahwriterleopard:

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picturaculminis:

2festive:

2festive:

are pringles flammable?

i guess they are

I admire tumblr’s dedication to science.

drrtyfilthygorgeous:

only-slightly-insane:

finn-stagram:

orangemuses:

why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries

tumblr: teaching your children how to successfully murder people since 2010

excuse me, this post is actually teaching us how to successfully evade the law after murdering someone.

we don’t need to be taught how to murder people.

Supernatural taught me how to do that really successfully. 

“When you can’t run, you crawl. And when you can’t do that…” Tracy, Firefly.