distraction:

cumaway:

OMFG

OH MY GOD

distraction:

cumaway:

OMFG

OH MY GOD

s0ullessdreamer:

That’s hot

s0ullessdreamer:

That’s hot

"If the Supernatural universe could crossover to any other universe which one would you choose?"

findmedownsouth:

touch-me-inthe-dark:

spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass

Girls are evil for this right here.

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

bl-ossomed:

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

posted 2 days ago via rachkin · © spork with 87,551 notes

spork:

I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade 

thewicked-eternity